Emotistic

When being emo and depressing defines your very soul. Darkness swirls around you like an aura and everyone can obviously see it. Anything to look forward to is just another joke to laugh at.

Adam Gontier from Three Days Grace is so Emotistic, he wears black and sings about depressive shit.

by Jeremiel February 22, 2009

Gay Emotions

Emotions that are completely unmanly and un needed. These are emotions that women go through after breaking up with total douches. Women also expect men to feel such emotion. When a MAN feels such emotions it means his sexuality is in question.

Miranda is feeling heavy gay emotions right now, she broke up with frank.

Gary's sexuality is in question, he's feeling gay emotions.

by The Nipple Biter September 5, 2013

Emotional bitchslap

When shot down by a girl/guy, you have been emotionally bitchslapped

Guy:Wanna dance?
Girl:Fuck no retard!
Bitch: HA! u got a big ass Emotional bitchslap!

by The emotional bitchslapper February 3, 2009

Emotionally Retarded

To have a serious or traumatic experience in your love life or just relationship that makes you confused on what you feel is right.

Damn, I've been in love with becca for over 3 years and she just betrayed me. I don't know what to do, I think I'm emotionally retarded.

by OrgasmicLarry September 1, 2016

emotional fling

Is a brief period of time where u think u had feelings for someone.But the truth of the matter is u don't.This usually happens when the person helps u get through a tough time and this it is a more likely to happen with a friend from the opposite sex.

Dude for a brief period of time I thought i had emotional fling with Charlotte, when she was helping me get through the break up.

by gosgrd January 25, 2010

emoticon

amore

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

emoticondriac

Someone who consistently overuses emoticons.

My friend Larry is a total emoticondriac. Sixteen smileys in a row is just overkill.

by OG-BB1966 January 13, 2018