earthworm

the art of fingering a person's asshole then following up with entering the finger in the victim's nose.

that bitch is a whore, i gave her the earthworm last night and she did'nt even flinch.

by topdrawer1978 September 8, 2006

Earth Pig

1> A term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. Often, Earth Pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they've decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you're invading that territory.

2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."

3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.

Guy One: "Did you take the picture?"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."

Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."

Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"

by Myzyri May 1, 2008

earthhag

I girl who is very attractive, and well put together, but when the panties come off, you find out she has a veritable forest ecosystem complete with sustainable life in the crotch region.

I was getting hot and heavy with Alyssa the other night...I was raging hard untill I took her panties off. I could hear the monkeys screaming from the forest down there. Had I known she was "earthhag", I would have never asked her out.

by Mr. Gregg March 23, 2011

earth queer

A radical environmentalist. Someone that is against logging, hunting, trapping and/or fishing.

"Who is that chained to the tree?"

"I don't know. Some 'earth queer' saying they want to save the spotted owl."

by Earth Queer September 22, 2013

earth

is a duck...... yes a giant floating duck

the earth is not:
round

flat
yellow
seven

its a DUCK

don't @ me the earth is a duck

by the girl on this screen April 2, 2019

planet earth stare

1) The look someone has when they are completely amazed, in disbelief of, or captivated by something that it causes their eyes to open as wide as possible and their jaw to drop ever so slightly. Occurs quite frequently when watching the Discovery Channel series "Planet Earth"

2) A look of pure wonderment and amazement like when a small child sees a magic trick.

Jack: is Leighton okay? He's been watching the fire place for 45 minutes..

Andrew: yeah dude, he's fine. Hes just doing his planet earth stare. He just can't believe what he's seeing.

by Wilt_Chamberlain April 4, 2011

facial earthquake

Furious shaking of the chin.

"Oh my god someone over there is having a facial earthquake!"

*cuts to person violently shaking chin*

by Ch0psi August 6, 2014