When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.
"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
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Get the .9.Experencia.9. mug.Immediate experience is the raw, unfiltered sensory and emotional input that occurs in the present moment, before any conscious interpretation or reflection. It is the direct, subjective perception of the world, such as the physical sensation of touching something hot or the smell of baking bread. In contrast, mediate experience involves a subsequent layer of thought where the initial perception is analyzed, judged, or understood based on prior knowledge and beliefs.
Scrolling through Instagram is cool, but sometimes I miss the immediate experience of just enjoying a sunset without thinking about how to capture it for likes.
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Get the immediate experience mug.The Currie-Caring Experiment, developed by Dr. Cam Currie of the University of Winchester, is a classic teenage social experiment, in which one friend ceases communication with another friend to see if they do in fact care for the other. Results of this experiment vary; some people are horrified to find that their "friend" does not in fact care, while others are pleasantly delighted to find that their friend really does care about them. Use of the Currie-Caring Experiment is suggested only in dire situations.
Guy: Have you talked to Natalie recently?
Girl: No, I was unsure about our friendship so I started a Currie-Caring experiment with her. It's not going well so far...
Guy: I'm sorry... I hope things get better, she's always been really great to you!
Girl: Thanks, guy.
Girl: No, I was unsure about our friendship so I started a Currie-Caring experiment with her. It's not going well so far...
Guy: I'm sorry... I hope things get better, she's always been really great to you!
Girl: Thanks, guy.
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A term used by female escorts similar to that of GFE or Girl Friend Experience. First usage was by Diane a well know and talented escort in Chicago, Il.
The notable difference between SHE and GFE is that SHE a more intense version and highly affectionate. The girl becomes the Sweetheart Fantasy.
A term used by female escorts similar to that of GFE or Girl Friend Experience. First usage was by Diane a well know and talented escort in Chicago, Il.
The notable difference between SHE and GFE is that SHE a more intense version and highly affectionate. The girl becomes the Sweetheart Fantasy.
by Olivia Fernase January 29, 2017
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