d.s.

Dip Shit

Only a d.s. would make fun of someone with down syndrome.

by Fredro February 15, 2004

DSB

Drunk. Southern. Bitches. Aka, the best people you'll ever meet on tumblr.

Person 1: "Who are these fine, well established and amazingly entertaining women on my dashboard?"

Person 2: "Haven't you heard? Those are the DSB!"

by heykatie January 5, 2012

dsv

a dsv is a man with a daamnn sexxy voice or a dsv, dsvs aren't very common but they are found either in person or on the phone.

ohh i wanna bang burke especially when he's using his dsv!!! its so fucking orgasmic!!

by mere February 26, 2005

DSL

Damn Sexy Lips
or
Dick Sucking Lips
or
A damn fast internet connection

The guys really like my DSL.

by BlasianSensation October 23, 2004

DSP

Don't Surf Porn: the greatest anti-virus/anti-malware tool known to man. Never needs an update, never scans your disk drive, never costs anything and is 99.999% effective against trojans, worms, viruses, most spam and nearly all other computer badness.

babbleWork> speaking of AVs, what antivirus are you guys using these days?
<babbleWork> i'm using AVG at the moment
<mahil> im telling you, dsp is the best AV ever. i dont have to deal with it eating up my resources, constantly scanning

by riyley September 30, 2008

DSA

Deadstar Assembly - a South Florida-based "goth rock/cyber punk" band.

That DSA concert last night at "The Culture Room" was wicked!!

by DSAFans.com September 17, 2008

DSTS

or Defunct Server Transfer Syndrome. After a web site / blog is forced to look for a new host after a major crash with no back ups. For several months the site will suffer from missing elements as it tries to build up it's database.

"Sorry about the missing posts, guys. My site is suffering from serious DSTS."

by Reybeez May 21, 2006