Doctor

A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills

Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

by unkissedVirgin April 29, 2020

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

Hey Maybe you should visit the doctor about that

by CallMeDenki April 29, 2020

Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.

How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!

by Maxwell Zephyr June 9, 2020

Doctor Balls Dickington

A devious penis wielder who masquerades as a medical professional

I thought I was getting foot surgery but alas, it was Doctor Balls Dickington

by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

Dòxter

Some one who is always bitching about stupid shit

Dexter is always dòxter about NAI

by pintudo August 7, 2020

Doctorites

Doctors Rights Too Do Anything Too You Too Keep You Alive!!!!

Experiencing Doctorites Honestly (Enslaved)

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

Doctors Knowledge

Any correct thing you say. You say "that doctors knowledge"

I can gulp down a hard-boiled egg in one.

Friend: that's doctors knowledge

by Mx. Linguistics October 24, 2020