A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
a male paternal figure who can often be mistaken for a gay father. He is in touch with his feminine side and can often be soft spoken, wearing sweat socks with dress shoes, a musty order, and can be very jovial in spirit
I know that guy is gay, but wait...he smells kinda bad...and he has like 8 kids...must be an Earthy Dad!
by temps 27 & 7 April 22, 2011
Jeffery Williamson III-Hey joey is it ok if I suck your gay dads booty?
Joey-Sure but that’s gay like Micah 90’s
Joey-Sure but that’s gay like Micah 90’s
by fwplask July 05, 2019
Referencing the Bill Cosby Movie. It refers to someone who is your friend but never answers emails or returns texts days or weeks later. They are your friend but no one ever see them. When you think they are gone they randomly appear or send you a text or email. when confronted they think they are always there.
by Vanfan August 23, 2013
by youre fags May 09, 2003
Dad-gummit I just cleaned that damn shirt!
Dad-gummit this should not be such a trivial meaning! It's original as the idea of religion. It simply means "I sure as hell did not want "this" immediate outcome." Shit! I mean, dad-gummit!
Dad-gummit!
Dad-gummit this should not be such a trivial meaning! It's original as the idea of religion. It simply means "I sure as hell did not want "this" immediate outcome." Shit! I mean, dad-gummit!
Dad-gummit!
by getcates July 09, 2012