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Cuntstable

Evening Cuntstable
by Matty D November 15, 2003
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cunt scrape

Street term for cervical examination, where a medical practitioner scrapes a womans cervix with a long sterile cotton tip.
Q: Why is it called a PAP SMEAR?
A: Cuz no one would go if they called it a CUNT SCRAPE!
by tat grrrl June 1, 2007
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golden cunt

To indicate a woman's vagina is of very high quality in terms of tightness, moisture content and of course odour during sex.

The Holy Grail of every heterosexual man: the perfect pussy.

Not to be taken literally - cunts are very rarely golden in colour.
Damn bro, I bet that Milf has a golden cunt!

Shiiit, I need to get me a piece of a golden cunt.

"Quick bartholomew! To the Tower of Shinzegar with the sacred Golden Cunt!"
by Ash C July 26, 2008
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Cuntshit

When things in life dont go the way you want them to, specifically when done to you by a third party or institution.
Have you seen the amount of work that my boss has given me, he knew i was going out tonight now I'm gonna have to work late.
The reply to this would be.. Thats fucking cuntshit mate.
by Duvetdancer May 17, 2006
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anal cunt

A grindcore band with extremely offensive lyrics and screaming jiberish vocals!!! Formed in 1988 Anal Cunt is a Seth Putnam project.
An Anal Cunt song:

Valujet

you fucking jew
you wanted to save 50 bucks
you were too cheap to fly delta
now you're an alligator's lunch

chorus:
find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet
over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet
hitler should've thought of it now you're alligator shit-valujet,valujet
you stupid fucking jew you should'nt have flew-valujet,valujet

are you a jew
or just fucking gay
too cheap to fly delta
or t.w.a.

chorus

at least the plane was filled,with white trash ,jews,and blacks
now you're valujet alligator snacks

chorus
by Karim Al-Basiel December 28, 2005
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cunt slug

A useless, slimey, whore of a woman.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
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cunt goblin

a person that someone hates alot. and is worse then just an average cunt. and often resemble a goblin.
Oh My God. Look at that girl. She is such a cunt goblin. I've hated her since she stole my best friend. She fucking looks like a goblin.
by cunt_goblin April 25, 2009
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