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cryptofied

When your best friend is in tulum texting you photos of her and her boyfriend. Meanwhile you been sitting in front of two computer screens watching charts and being a degen.
I been out here living but I’m worried about you because you haven’t left the house in 3 days and you’re splurging on JPEGS. Have you been cryptofied?
by Lilbiiiiiiitchhhh November 27, 2021
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cryptofied

When your best friend is in tulum texting you photos of her and her boyfriend. Meanwhile you been sitting in front of two computer screens watching charts and being a degen.
I been out here living but I’m worried about you because you haven’t left the house in 3 days and you’re splurging on jpegs. Have you been cryptofied?
by Lilbiiiiiiitchhhh November 27, 2021
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cryptovorce

Noun: When someone abruptly decides to divorce their spouse after gaining a large amount of money from trading in cryptocurrency.
My Bitcoin hit an all time high. I can finally get a cryptovorce from Bob, and live my best life on a tropical beach drinking umbrella drinks.
by Meliserable December 1, 2021
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cryptolaphantasulusamarcasophobia

i have cryptolaphantasulusamarcasophobia so dont show me your cock.
by dude6942012345678910 December 4, 2021
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Crypto Smart City

Virtual Venture Media Coin is building the first crypto smart city in Cambodia, which will be working on private and safe blockchain.
VVM Coin is backed by a crypto smart city.
by cryptoleader December 5, 2021
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crypto parasyte

A nigga friend who also happened to has name as Niger, trying to infect everyone's head with crypto, so much until he made Beans spell PARASITE wrongly.
Xian is slowly becoming a crypto parasyte result from Niger influence. He invested more than 20k dollar into crypto in just 3 months time...
by XianNaix December 18, 2021
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CryptoSocialist

Person who believes dogecoin should be shared equally between everyone
Oh Mark just gave all his crypto to some NGO

He’s such a CryptoSocialist
by Nobody know nobody January 14, 2022
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