Finger blasting you chick with a nectar collector in her ass and then pulling it out and taking a fat ole dab, then passing it around to all you friends
by Bucky stills December 23, 2023
Get the Crusty budmug. by lalanation September 6, 2016
Get the crusty dustymug. When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
by PetesMom February 9, 2013
Get the Crusty Earmuffsmug. A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.
by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021
Get the Crusty cobblermug. 
When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.
Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.
by Tjsthemaster March 4, 2021
Get the Crusty Linemug. 