Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

Cooked

A Synonym for Strange, Odd, Weird, Obscure etc

'Dude, i saw the most cooked thing over the weekend.'
'Those shoes look cooked'
'That is the most cooked idea I've heard all year'

by Chemical Lobotomy September 21, 2017

cookething

It means to cook.

Guy #1: Can you cooketh me a cake?
Guy #2: Nah man, I suck at cookething.
Guy #2: Ya, cookething is hard to do.

by julianneellis March 8, 2018

Cooked

The act of getting an item either via a bot, or manual-using autofill.

Ay man you cooked anything during the Supreme Drop? Yeah man, took some bogos, took no L's.

by Equal_Memes May 14, 2018

Cookernup

To describe cooking up a mad feed but you're in a rush.

Trisso the mad dog is cookernup a deal he shot last week

by SwollenMember November 9, 2018

cook slag

A person who cooks for other people instead of his/hers husband or family.

"Mum whos that cake for", "son this cake is for my work colleagues", "mum your a cook slag".

by Snugalugs August 11, 2019

Cookedycooked

When someone is so baked that they officially become cookedycooked.

Joe: Yo are you baked or what?
Ben: Nah bro I'm cookedycooked now.

by NimbleBoy November 21, 2019