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crotch crawler

Crabs, or body lice. I know some of you had'em. Q-tip and Tribe Called Quest call'em "The Pubic Enemy". Or E-Z E once said "She's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter."
She fine, but I herd she gots crotch crawlers.
by Kid Ray September 25, 2006
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croc-butter

That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.
dude, i've got some really bad croc-butter going on right now.
by djrbkj November 17, 2007
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croneage

Somewhat akin to old age, or a person in their golden years; but croneage has more pizazz. You are accepting of the wrinkles that have developed over the passing years with grace. The streaks of silver in your hair do not bother you. Your perception of life is young at heart; and a croneager is open to new ideas and learning new skills. Mostly importantly a croneager can laugh at themselves with ease. Applicable to females and males.
When an 'older' woman was asked her age she responded by declaring herself to be a croneager.
by GE Morgan November 30, 2007
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crokaydonkey

an ass with teeth or a person whos both arrogant and bitchy
at the same time
"my ex is such a crokaydonkey"
by CTB4U March 3, 2009
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Crotchcicle

What your penis turns into when exposed to temperatures below freezing.
Doctor: Can you tell me what happened sir?
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.
by Youreceivethehole7 August 19, 2009
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Crotch Bubble

The type of fart that comes out of your butt and travels up through your crotch.
Whoa, danny. I just had a crotch bubble!
by The girls with the connection December 28, 2009
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Crotchtastic

Used to describe a fantastic crotch.
David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!
by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010
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