corporation

1. Your business becomes successful to the point where you decide that you no longer want to take responsibility of it, however you decide to keep your status by renaming your position as CEO, CFO, etc. so that you can determine your own ridiculous salary and sell your stocks to "shareholders" who then take responsibility of your business. Furthermore, if your company is a bank you can then purposely go bankrupt so that the government can bail you out to give yourself a bonus in addition to your ridiculous salary because the taxpayers will pay it and they don't have any say-so in the government. You can also donate money without paying taxes to a politician's shell corporation so that nobody will ever know it was you "on record." You also (wrongly) assume that the average taxpayer is too stupid to know what's going on here.

2. An expletive used to describe anything that amounts to investment without return.

I should incorporate my business so that I can sell stock to people and then purposely go bankrupt, get bailed out, and give myself a bonus on top of the ridiculous salary I already make!

or

Hey, did you see that new car that Tom bought for $50,000? It's made out of plastic and duct tape. It's a real piece of corporation!!!

by Trismegistus97 February 9, 2013

drum corps

Many of the top marching musicians of a region participating in an event similar to marching band, but different in the fact that it uses only brass and percussion instruments. Woodwinds (clarinets, flutes, saxophones, etc) are excluded from drum corps. Despite what many bandos will say, Drum Corps is not "marching band on steroids," but a totally beast than both college or high school marching bands. It requires immense amounts of both time and energy to march in a drum corps, and is a truly amazing experience for all Corps Members.

Drum Corps International Website: www.dci.org

by The Last Ranger November 11, 2005

corporatocracy

A type of government in which huge corporations, through bribes, gifts, and the funding of ad campaigns that oppose candidates they don't like, become the driving force behind the executive, judicial and legislative branches.

"Man, since the Supreme Court ruled in January that corporations could spend trillions of dollars on election ads, this corporatocracy we're living in will really crap all over the little guy."

by jburgie April 5, 2010

Coralys

The most amazing, beautiful person on the planet. She is also the most wonderful friends you could ever have. Anyone who has a Coralys in their life is sooooo lucky to have her. She is great!!!!!

She's such a Coralys : )

by redskies41692 December 14, 2010

Green Corn

Green Corn is Amish slang for marijuana.

Ezekiel: Brother Amos, our hard work has paid off, God has blessed us with fine weather and a bountiful harvest this year.

Amos: Word. I got a fat (burlap) sack full of green corn, a new buggy, and the finest horse in all of Lancaster County! What more could a man want?

by ironhouse December 14, 2012

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

corn ball

One who tries to be cool, but doesn't see just how uncool he really is... In fact it would be pretty easy to take what this person is doing / wearing and turn it into something cool with the right person involved.

If you wear an authentic jersey, but also wear the pants to match and tuck the shirt inside - you would be a cornball.

by swerve July 17, 2003