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Condome

To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.
by Jackster404 March 3, 2023
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Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.
"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"
by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023
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Icy Hot Condom

When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time
I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
by !Hey February 15, 2023
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Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.
Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL
by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023
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should've used a condom

This is a new thing people say when someone does something so incredibly stupid and disappointing to the point where the are feeling to go back im time and stop themselves from seeing that disappointment.

(Or it defines someone's child being a hoe/slut/pornstar/onlyfans creator and actually being proud of that)
Some examples of should've used a condom are:
Example 1: someone who enjoys watching skibidi toilet.
Example 2: someone who does something cringe on the internet or irl
Example 3: someone who spreads their nudes online for people to see
by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023
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vape condom

Cupping your palm over a vape tip to hit it so you wont catch STDs
Degen 1: no way you hit some random’s vape just like that bro
Degen 2: wym, I used my vape condom
by queefsmellLover December 21, 2023
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kfc condom

When you take chicken skin and wrap it around duck as a makeshift condom and have rough anal sex
I fucked a kfc cashier with the kfc condom
by Enzobenzomenzo December 22, 2023
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