A Ghetto Condom

a small or big sock, which ever you prefer

joe didnt have a condom so he used a sock as a ghetto condom

by gudghuge January 9, 2008

Jawaandom Condom

A really nice guy who's only fault is his name being Jawaan. "good grief"

Jawaan protected all the men of the world by forcing himself to date Christiana. He single-handedly kept her unavailable for 4 miserable days

by Jawaan July 2, 2004

Bronze condom

when you give some one anal and they didnt shit before, so the guy gets shit on his dick.

that bitch didnt shit so now i gotta bronze condom

by ohhow yyuodoinn' November 29, 2009

american condom

When a fat guy forgets the condom, and uses his fat as a condom.

Marsha! Frank didn't have a condom so he used the American condom!

by Rippin lip packin dip June 11, 2017

Condom

A plastic bag used used during the thai water festival (Songkran) to keep vital articles and documents from getting soaked.

look at that kid with the bucket of water... quick get the Condom.

by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007

ConDew

The sweat excreted by inmates.

Bob is covered in Condew because he tried to escape the prison. Now he needs a group shower.

by Ashley2222 January 9, 2010

condom car

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.

Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.

by DarwinB September 14, 2013