Bard College

A small liberal arts college in Annandale-on-Hudson, New York, 90 miles north of New York City, aka the middle of nowhere. Bard is known as one of the most liberal schools in America, and it's easy to see why, as most of the kids who go there are artists stoners, hippies, hipsters, atheists, or vegans.
It's a good school, and mostly everyone is very nice, but it's very obscure, and you probably haven't heard of it.

Artsy dude: I got accepted to Bard College!
Someone else: Where is that?
Artsy dude: It's too obscure, I can't tell you!

Bard College by afeyfey August 26, 2012

William Jewell College 

William Jewell College is a small, liberal arts school set atop a small mountain in the middle of Liberty, MO. Once associated with Southern Baptists, the school has since branched away o a simple Christian affiliation. Students are, needless to say, eclectic. Some are honors students who spend their evenings watching foreign films and brewing their own coffee in their dorm rooms. Others venture to downtown Kansas City to smoke the hookah and wander the streets of Westport donning flannel shirts and TOMS. The last of the population blends in seamlessly, goes home every weekend, or is spending their third semester abroad. Because of Jewell's "moist" campus status, most students must venture off the Hill to party it up at houses designated by sports - baseball, soccer, football, and the lesser-known tennis house. Disregard the campus's outwardly pretentiousness though and you'll find a happy-go-lucky student body who longboard down the slopes, mind their P's & Q's, and complain about the constant wind.

Girl: Where do you want to go to college?
Boy: I'm thinking William Jewell College.
Girl: That ritzy place on the Hill? I hear they're uppity. Good luck.

William Jewell College by mclandie April 28, 2010

Centre College 

A small, private liberal arts school located in Danville, Kentucky. Founded in 1819, Old Centre is the oldest college building west of the Allegheny Mountains. Centre was rated the best college in the south by Forbes two years in a row and ranked in the top 25 colleges and universities in the nation by Forbes in 2010. Also has the highest percentage of students studying abroad voluntarily in the nation (86%) and has study abroad opportunities in places such as Strasbourg, London, Japan, New Zealand, Hawaii, Israel, Greece, Camaroon, etc. offered in either full semesters or CentreTerm, a three week course taken during January. Alumni of Centre are generally so pleased with their experience that Centre has one of the largest endowments of any college in America, despite the fact that the student body at any given time is a mere 1,200. As well as an exceptional education, Centre promises a degree in four years, an opportunity to study abroad, and an internship corresponding to students' career interests. Students are friendly, ambitious and exceptionally well-rounded. By far the best private college in the state of Kentucky.

You go to Centre College? You must be awesome.

Centre College by udmolitw July 9, 2011

emmanuel college 

a slave labour loving establishment in the NE of England, go visit it....bring eggs

Hey is that mr grant caning those poor kids agin?!?!

emmanuel college by zane lowe July 7, 2005

Gonzaga College High School 

Gonzaga College High School is catholic high school located 6 blocks from the Capital. They are called the Purple Eagles.

They pwn St. John's and Prep.

Gonzaga College High School.

Girl: Gonzaga guy are a bunch of pimps. Prep likes it anal, and do St.John's have guys?
Other Girl: No? I dont think they do?
Girl: Yea, i think your right.
Other Girl: Yea, and those Prep guys are a bunch of rich homsexuals that only get in because there parents are rich.
Girl: True.

Gonzaga College High School by lacrossepwns27 December 9, 2007

juniata college 

A place to "Expect the Uncommon" and you WILL find uncommon here. 1 in 10 people are actually normal...The volleyball team is a bunch of cocky ass bitches, the guys baskestball team is awesome. That's all we have to say about sports here.... The fun people are really great and the weirdo's are REALLY weird. 99% of the people here were valdictorians of their class. Half of them converted to party animals and the other half are effing weird!! Parties consist of sausage fests or freshman girls making out with eachother...there is no in between. Despite all of this we <3 Juniata....i mean we get a day off to play in the mountians!! who wouldn't love it here!

Hi i go to Juniata College! There are 2 bars in this town and nothing to do on the weekends. I dont party on friday because i study, saturday is party night. I have to travel 40 minutes to get to a mall. I LOVE NORM!

juniata college by JC Student December 17, 2007

Western New England College 

(WNEC) A college in Springfield Massachusetts that has a very high male to female ratio making it very difficult for a guy to get laid.

-"Hey I'm going to Western New England College next year!"
-"That sucks man you're never gonna get laid."

Western New England College by billakaherc August 5, 2006