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Clock-sucker

A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.
Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"
by Louise jennywenny May 2, 2023
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Clock

a clock-like measuring instrument used to record data other than time, like an odometer, taximeter, or speedometer.
The delivery truck's distance was tracked by a special clock on the dashboard, recording miles driven like a regular clock keeps track of time.
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
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Clock

clock is a thing time tell
by anonymous October 14, 2025
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Clock

Clock a term used to refer the wait time before a relationship ship begins (talking stage)
Carlos how’s clock going?
by throwy February 12, 2023
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Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
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The Grandfather Clock Jig

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy
Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!
by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019
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classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.
Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.
by Rocksincocks November 28, 2019
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