When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
Get the Paris Alarm Clockmug. what's the big clock on that wall
by my dang name bootiehole man November 23, 2020
Get the clockmug. Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
by LuckyLock August 28, 2018
Get the Shit clockmug. A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Get the clock balkmug. by highpanther February 28, 2009
Get the bowls-o-clockmug. -dude, you look so tired!
-Last week i was working against the clock to make my report before an appointment time.
-Last week i was working against the clock to make my report before an appointment time.
by Dino Griffin November 17, 2016
Get the against the clockmug. Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!
by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019
Get the The Grandfather Clock Jigmug.