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Disappearing Pastry Chef

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.
Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.
by zihb November 6, 2023
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Pastry Chef

When a male sticks a jelly filled pastry, such as a donut or croissant, in a womans vagina, and penetrates the pastry with his penis so that the jelly goes everywhere.
Guy 1: Hey, what happened with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh man, we pastry cheffed until my dick was bright red.
by Thatoneguy69 May 1, 2010
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cheef it

by dejabrew March 20, 2009
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complimenting the chef

After a fabulous dinner, I decided I wanted to pay gratitude. I ended up complimenting the chef...the head chef, at that.
by Kerriswheel February 26, 2010
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Chefs Arse

Working in a hot environment the anal area may tend to sweat a little. The condition of chefs arse is caused by the rubbing of the sweaty cheeks and causing nappy rash like sores.
Elliot "Dude this kitchen is hot"

Sylvester "Yeah, I know my anus is sweating big time"

Elliot "Take care you don't get Chefs Arse!"

Sylvester "I will throw some cornflower in it to absorb the moisture"

Elliot "Good call Sylvester, good call"
by miaomatt November 14, 2009
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Chefs

The bro name for the Kansas City Chiefs. It's been scientifically proven that if a fan refers to the Kansas City Chiefs as the Chefs, the team is statistically more likely to win.
The Chefs are takin state.
by #1_ChefsFan November 15, 2010
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chef kiss

when something is really relly good
this song is -chef kiss-

my mom made some tacos and they are -chef kiss-
by wbkstrawberrys August 23, 2019
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