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food chain

A system used to define the standing of an individual based upon the use of "your mom," "face," or anything to stiffle intelligent dialogue or debate. Those who indulge in said saying frequent the bottom of the food chain. Invented by Markus.
Markus: I like shoes.
Sean: me too
Jarvys: your face likes shoes.
David: Down in the food chain

1. Jarvys
-drops to-
7. Jarvys
by Offenso June 29, 2006
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the chainsaw

The sexual act of taking a girl's virginity while she sits atop a working dryer filled with 4-5 pairs of shoes or otherwise bulky items.

note: it is not okay to go vroom vroom or attempt to make any other chainsaw noises throughout the process.
Yo bitch, these last few-- haha I'm just playin. Seriously, what I was gonna say was that these last few months we've spent together have been really special and I was thinking that maybe we could step it up a bit. What do I have in mind? Hahah. Well I really wanna do the chainsaw. Don't laugh! Haha. C'mon. This means a lot to me, and my mom just got a Kenmore.
by Maytag September 18, 2006
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Chain saw Nub

A player that is new to Gears of war. This person loves the lance and its power of the chainsaw. These nubs only use the chain saw and swear its the only wepon worth using.
~boy~ HAHAHA I PWN with the lancer's chain saw

~Man~ Stupid Chain saw Nub Use another wepon

~boy~ OBEY the Chain saw or Die by Chain saw
by GoW Fan!!! March 27, 2007
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daisy chaining

when (usually boys in private schools) gather round and toss each other off
by john May 14, 2003
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The Chain Gang

What WWE superstar/wigger John Cena calls his fans. Sure, it's not as cool as "Jerichoholics", "Edgeheads", or "Hulkamaniacs", but at least it's fitting for his character.
by Evan Stoler July 13, 2005
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chain check

When you yank on somebody's wallet chain and yell 'CHAIN CHECK'

This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.

Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)
I chain checked him and his shitty ass wallet chain straight broke off his beltloop!
by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008
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Yanking my chain

slang for 'stop peeing me off', or 'that really pisses me off'
Guy 1: Can you stop doing that?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Cause your really yanking my chain :@
by CrustySideboard May 11, 2010
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