ganking your chain

A phrase to describe scratching under or around a mans own testicles and immediately smelling his own hand.

Ganking your chain can be any process by which one smells the potent odor surrounding their balls, but the hand mechanism is a common connotation.

An example of ganking your chain: I was ganking my own chain after my workout and I had some serious Mexican stinky balls going on. I ganked my chain after my shower and my gouch was pristine.

by chainganker123 July 15, 2011

yank my chain

To jerk off

Last night it felt so good to finally yank my chain

by Dillhole17 January 11, 2014

spit chain

A spit chain develops during oral sex on a man. When the person performing the act pauses to take her salivating mouth off of the penis and a line of spit connects from her throat to the tip of the penis.

Fuckin-a dude, I deep throated you so hard that I formed a long-ass spit chain.

by Fingerblaster69 March 30, 2012

Where do you live? (eifo ata chai)

A term in Hebrew which is used to clarify to someone that he is awkwardly not up to date, it also suggests that that someone has no friends whatsoever. It is accompanied by a patronizing look on the face of the one who says it.

Dude 1 : dude! John and Susan broke up!
Dude 2 : man..where do you live..? they broke up last week.

by Zedsdead August 28, 2005

chadmuffin

an odd shaped hat/beanie that looks like a muffin.

"clean ass lil chadmuffin!! :"

"hey fresh ass chadmuffin u got there"

"no its not a beanie, its a chadmuffin"

by culo/yosh February 29, 2008

Chadmoram

A person that goes around and smells bicycle seats.

Take a look at that chadmoram

by Sir Wackman Doolittle, III April 8, 2009

Chain Jacking

the act of masturbating every 10-15 minutes

(like chain smocking)

"i invited nick over but he was to busy chain jacking"

by tophercat9 May 22, 2010