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Canada's History

A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

It's so depraved that it can't be described, even on urban dictionary, as those who may be offended have access to it.
"Dude... that chick has no respect for herself- she totally performed Canada's History with me!"

"Woah... You let her? Dude... you have no respect for YOURSELF!!"
by thischickoverhere February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of giving oral sex to a moose while simultaneously having the exact number of gallons that can be filled into the Stanley Cup injected into the anal cavity with its left antler. The right antler is simply impossible within the current laws of physics.
My god. I just found out the definition of Canada's History. That is... wonderful.
by ForsFagerstrom February 25, 2010
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Canada

The largest land mass in North America that isn't a country. It may proclaim itself to be the greatest country in the world but this is impossible because Canada is still under British control.
A: Canada is the greatest country in the world!
B: No, it's not even a country, moron...
by Minister 123 May 5, 2011
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canada

a secret code word used when going drinking.
"dude, were going to canada tonight? you commin?"
"when are you flying?"
"the plane leaves around 12"
by ///:0/// January 18, 2008
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Canada's History

An incredibly long, drawn-out sexual act involving a man, a woman, their daughter and son, Grandma (it helps if she's from Quebec), the family collie, moose antlers, maple syrup and a piece of hockey equipment from a former Shawinigan Junior-B player named Red Stanley (aka "Stanley's Cup", sometimes misinterpreted as the trophy from a professional hockey league).

While the act itself is far to complex to explain without the use of diagrams, specially modified crash-test dummies and a pie-chart, it can sometimes be seen performed live on stage at an underground nightclub in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan by a local theatre troupe known as "The Aristocrats".
"Last night's performance of Canada's History was so intense that Grandma's glass-eye wouldn't come back out."
by grapevine1015 February 5, 2010
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So You Think You Can Dance Canada

"So you think you can dance canada" is just a copy of
"So you think you can dance" which was made in the states. (so kind of canada trying to be like the states) !

So you think you can dance Canada is hosted by Leah Miller, there are four judges. So you think you can dance is a competion where they have partners, etc!
So you think you can dance canada
Tre Armstrong , Jean Marc Genereux ,Blake McGrath , Luther Brown !
by nadiaox December 26, 2008
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Canada's History

The most jaw-dropping sex act imaginable. It involves putting everything in there.
Stephen Colbert is very experienced at Canada's History.
by Colbertaphile February 4, 2010
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