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Canada's History

The act of giving oral sex to a moose while simultaneously having the exact number of gallons that can be filled into the Stanley Cup injected into the anal cavity with its left antler. The right antler is simply impossible within the current laws of physics.

My god. I just found out the definition of Canada's History. That is... wonderful.

by ForsFagerstrom February 25, 2010