When a person is having missionary sex, the top person seriously, intensely, tells their partner to: “Look at me” (while gently caressing the bottoms face) the top person then takes on the the pirates accent from the movie “Captain Phillips” and says: “I’m the captain now“
by Captain Jaxy March 1, 2021
Get the Captain Jaxymug. a facial structure resembling that of a police officer. It is used to identify an off duty police officer by civilians in locations where alcoholic beverages are served. Captain Face is typically identified with a squared face, long jaw bone, and many times having a butt chin.
Jerry: "Yo dude, check that guy on the other side of the bar.. he definitely has a Captain Face"
Jim: "Yeah, Captain Face for sure.. be careful."
Jim: "Yeah, Captain Face for sure.. be careful."
by 4 Lokos December 3, 2010
Get the Captain Facemug. A bitch who said the following:
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
by Homosexualidiot February 21, 2022
Get the Captain vormug. Captain awesome is everything that is MAN at it's finest. while he is always awesome he goes the the casual name of Kevin in an effort to control the pure awesomeness.
by Websster's Dictionarypedia November 26, 2010
Get the Captain Awesomemug. When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking
by Windsor Disgruntled May 27, 2020
Get the Captain Tommug. A sexual act where one nuts in a woman's eye and kicks her in the shins, thus causing her to close one eye and, hop about on one leg, and bitch about it; thus impersonating a pirate. See "Arrrrgh!"
Chick: "Cum for me baby!!"
Dude: "Here it comes!"
Chick: ::turns around and sticks tongue out (not expecting the eye shot)
Dude: ::Eye Splooge, kick, laugh!::
Chick: "Captain Arrrrgh!"
Dude: "Here it comes!"
Chick: ::turns around and sticks tongue out (not expecting the eye shot)
Dude: ::Eye Splooge, kick, laugh!::
Chick: "Captain Arrrrgh!"
by Corpus Rex January 13, 2011
Get the Captain Arrrrgh!mug. by I fart on Ted Turner's nose March 3, 2005
Get the captain planetmug.