God "Lucifer... I need a favor..."
Lucifer "Oho! But it's not 'Lucifer' it's... Wait... Lucifer? Lucifer! Yes! That's exactly what it is! Sweet, sweet music... Lucifer... ๐ It just rolls off the tongue... Lucifer... Like the morning dew off a blade of grass... ๐ฎ ๐จ Now... What do you want?" ๐
God "Look... I need you to give Abraham a message."
Lucifer "What the hells an Abraham?"
God "Oh he's dope! He's like the oldest bastard you ever DID see man. He's like 180!"
Lucifer "They don't live that long-"
God "He's... He's pretty old."
Lucifer ๐คฆ โ๏ธ "You're... You're not great with time are you?"
God ๐คจ "Time?"
Lucifer ๐คจ "How long did it take for you to make all the orbs?"
God "Umm... I donno like 7 days? Er, wait I took a nap on the 7th day sooo.... 6? 6 days." ๐
Lucifer "Oh wow that's... That's not even close-"
God "Are you going to take the message or not?"
Lucifer "Yes yes what is it..."
God "Tell him that I'm going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah... Just... raze that place to the ground..."
Lucifer "OH! HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWES-"
God "And take Michael with you."
Michael "Hello." ๐
Lucifer "You ruined it immediately... This cage sucks..."
Lucifer "Oho! But it's not 'Lucifer' it's... Wait... Lucifer? Lucifer! Yes! That's exactly what it is! Sweet, sweet music... Lucifer... ๐ It just rolls off the tongue... Lucifer... Like the morning dew off a blade of grass... ๐ฎ ๐จ Now... What do you want?" ๐
God "Look... I need you to give Abraham a message."
Lucifer "What the hells an Abraham?"
God "Oh he's dope! He's like the oldest bastard you ever DID see man. He's like 180!"
Lucifer "They don't live that long-"
God "He's... He's pretty old."
Lucifer ๐คฆ โ๏ธ "You're... You're not great with time are you?"
God ๐คจ "Time?"
Lucifer ๐คจ "How long did it take for you to make all the orbs?"
God "Umm... I donno like 7 days? Er, wait I took a nap on the 7th day sooo.... 6? 6 days." ๐
Lucifer "Oh wow that's... That's not even close-"
God "Are you going to take the message or not?"
Lucifer "Yes yes what is it..."
God "Tell him that I'm going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah... Just... raze that place to the ground..."
Lucifer "OH! HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWES-"
God "And take Michael with you."
Michael "Hello." ๐
Lucifer "You ruined it immediately... This cage sucks..."
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Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"
Michael "We're here." ๐ *Knock knock knock*
Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"
Michael "Hello ๐๐ Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"
Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"
Abraham ๐ณ โ๏ธ "What's this all about?"
Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"
*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*
Michael "We have a message from-"
Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" ๐
Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."
Lucifer ๐จ "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" ๐คจ
Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."
Abraham ๐ฑ "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"
Michael "Hold on a moment..." โ๏ธ๐ ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."
Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"
Michael "We're here." ๐ *Knock knock knock*
Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"
Michael "Hello ๐๐ Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"
Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"
Abraham ๐ณ โ๏ธ "What's this all about?"
Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"
*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*
Michael "We have a message from-"
Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" ๐
Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."
Lucifer ๐จ "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" ๐คจ
Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."
Abraham ๐ฑ "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"
Michael "Hold on a moment..." โ๏ธ๐ ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."
Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
*Bang! Bang! Bang!*
Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"
Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."
Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."
Abraham ๐ฐ
Michael ๐
Lucifer ๐ฟ "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*
Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"
Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐น๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"
Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"
Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"
Abraham ๐
Micahel ๐
Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." ๐
Abraham ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."
Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." ๐๐
*Lucifer and Michael walk off*
Abraham ๐ฎ ๐จ
Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"
Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."
Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."
Abraham ๐ฐ
Michael ๐
Lucifer ๐ฟ "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*
Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"
Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐น๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"
Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"
Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"
Abraham ๐
Micahel ๐
Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." ๐
Abraham ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."
Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." ๐๐
*Lucifer and Michael walk off*
Abraham ๐ฎ ๐จ
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