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Crankapotamus

A Hippopotamus or other large animal under the influence of crystal meth.

-Tends to jump around and sweat alot.
- Has very bad teeth
-Known to maul grown men
Did you hear about Steve? He was mauled and then trampled by a crankapotamus.
A crack or pop of the ankle.
Adi was getting up from the sofa in a twisty way and cracked her ankle multiple times --crankle(s)
Crankle by Mo21 June 5, 2016
To have a crap and a wank at the same time.
I was so horny whilst on the shitter that I've just had a crank...
Crank by Piss Stained Log October 17, 2019
Used to refer to someone who is coming own off har rugs an is all "twigged out", and therefore doing things such as 1.) swatting bugs that are not there 2.) dodging projectiles that are not there 3.) buying alcohol when you're all wrecked and 7 a.m.
Hey cracky, pass the shit.
cracky by mike November 30, 2003
goes really well, really powerful for its size. Usually refering to motor vehicles.
crank by interslice October 25, 2006