Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.
1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"
2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"
2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
by Twat twat June 04, 2007
(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"
uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain
favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain
favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
by jnm42 July 23, 2008
It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'
by Golden gypsy February 07, 2015
Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.
Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.
Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?
Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.
Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?
Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.
Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
by Brad McPherson September 12, 2007
Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
by EliteNerds May 15, 2018
1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021
Steve: You see Mike often?
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
by Townsman September 27, 2014