shrodingers closet

Short hand for explaining your status of being "out" as a member of the LGBTQ+ Community.
When you are out to many people in your personal life but not "officially" out

Person you are out to: I thought you were out? Everyone we know, knows you are 💅

You: I'm out but I'm not, I have a giant pride flag in my dorm room and I'm fine with people assuming and I'm out to most of our (nonhomophobic) friends but if people ask and I don't know where they stand I would actively deny it because of fear of consequences. I call it "shrodingers closet"

Aka:

Iykyk💅

Iydkydk

by Prydab March 23, 2023

clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose

"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."

by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025

Closet Jerk

Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.

“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”

by Trippyness211 May 8, 2021

closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice

I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice

by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017

closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

closet crawler

A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.

Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.

by Sequoianvda March 31, 2023

prarie doggin' the closet

When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.

Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.

by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017