Christmas Fanning

A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"

Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.

by Eddie kaspbrak 🎈 December 19, 2017

Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor

This DAMN Christmas Poorness

by Hot Poket April 21, 2018

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

Christmas Wishbone

A friendly competition where two people insert the straight end of a candy cane into their rectums. They proceed to hook the canes together, clinch their sphincters, and play tug-o-war. The loser of the game has to eat the candy cane. Can be used in a bracket style championship at large get togethers.

Tim-“The office party turned into a whole bunch of Christmas Wishbone games last night”
Josh-“Oh, man!”

Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”

by TheSpleenlessPenis December 21, 2017

christmas chicken

Buying your Christmas presents the day before christmas

He’s doing Christmas chicken this year.

by Robe27 April 21, 2018

Christmas Hound

Tom the Christmas hound, Is a legendary in ancient creature that works for Santa. When kids can’t go to sleep at night on Christmas Eve he goes to everybody’s house and snuggles with them until they fall asleep. He spends the whole night doing around the world and making kids fall sleep worldwide. He is a very cute animal whose dad was probably a teddy bear and his mama dog.He is a very well-trained hound and never disobeyed his master, which is Santa.

I’m too excited to go to sleep, I wonder if the Christmas Hound will appear

by Owner of the Christmas puppy January 17, 2018

Christmas Year

A exaggerated extent of time that exceeds it's limit beyond what should be normal.

She took an whole Christmas Year to get here.

How long is it going to take you to finish that? A Christmas year?

by King Nimai February 25, 2018