Chris Brown

To beat a woman to the point that she is bruised and bleeding.

Sandy, if you don't stop i'm going to chris brown you later tonight, you just wait and see.

by Sleepypandabear March 6, 2009

Chris Brown

To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you

If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!

Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!

by christopher breezy March 9, 2009

Chris Brown

(v) To beat someone, esp. a woman

Man, she made you spill pop on yourself? I'd totally Chris Brown her.

by Wynterkiss April 7, 2009

Chris Brown'ing

1.To be beaten up

2.Beaten up especially in order to be taught a lesson/corrected

Person 1: I'm gonna stick dog crap through people's letterbox on Halloween.

Person 2: You're asking for a CHRIS BROWN'ing

by jr12 February 18, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat or abuse someone, esp a girlfriend.

If my girl leaves me, Im gonna Chris Brown her ass!

by Venerable_henchman February 17, 2009

CHRIS LENT

Chris Lent is currently the keys/headbanging in From First To Last.
He was their drum tech before joining the band. He became official in the summer of 2008. Before being in FFTL, he was in a band called Dead Reckless with FFTL bassist Matt Manning. He is a total sweetheart. I'd know, I got to hnag out with the guy.

Chris Lent?

Yeah, you know, the most amazing member of FFTL.

by jessfftlriot October 9, 2008

Chris McLean

The host of Total Drama, from the first season "Total Drama Island" to the second part of the fifth season "Total Drama Pahkitew Island", and maybe possibly even the revival seasons, he is a arrogant jerk who loves messing around with the contestants (or cuntestants if you wanna call them that).

Chris McLean: Alright campers, today's challenge is to staple my cock to my balls, whoever wins, WILL get to watch me SUCK CHEF, on TOTAL, DRAMA, AFTER HOURS!

by Staple my cock to my balls March 29, 2021