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The Chewbacca 

The Chewbacca occurs when you are having sex with a girl, and, in the heat of passion, you pull her arms out of their sockets.
"What the fuck, Jason, why are there two human arms in your bathtub?"

"Oh, I pulled The Chewbacca last night. Damn shame, third time this year. Sprinkle some more lye over those things while you're in there, by the way. "
The Chewbacca by f201 October 17, 2008

Chevy Cavalier 

A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.
Me: Wow. We have a 98 Cavalier in the shop already, eh? What Happened?
Dan: What didn't? The timing belt snapped like glass dipped in dry-ice, the ignition won't turn, the starter is history, and it's stuck in 3rd gear.
Me: I see... How many miles does it have on it.
Dan: About 63K.

See also Mechanic's Friend

chew a brick 

a practice promoted by neds as an alternative for getting the shit kicked out of your face.
are you looking at me or chewing a brick? because either way you're going to get a broken jaw!
chew a brick by freshco May 1, 2005

walk and chew bubble gum 

to fuck a girl doggy style and rub her clit at the same time
Girl: can you walk and chew bubble gum?
Guy: I like to think that i'm coordinated enough.
Girl: No dumbass i want you to fuck me doggy style and rub my clit.

Chevy Chase

A shitty ass, predominately white, upper-class city located in Maryland, just north of Washington, DC.

Anyone who lives there is a rich white douchebag who will treat you like shit if you don't drive a luxury car. The kids there have absolutely no taste and are plastic robots who are completely oblivious to reality.

The funnest and easiest way to piss someone from there off is to tell them "Hey, isn't Chevy Chase that actor?". All locals know where Chevy Chase is, we just do that to piss them off because we hate them.
Anyone who doesn't live there: "Hahahaha! Those cold bammas stay out in Chevy Chase!"
Chevy Chase by Krill Awareness April 1, 2009

Chevy Chase Club

An exclusive club for spoiled pricks who have never worked for an honest dollar in their life and have been served with a silver spoon up their ass for their whole life. Oh and their all right wing bastards.
Spoiled Punk 1: I'm board, lets go to the chevy chase club.
Spoiled Punk 1: On the way we can throw money at hobo's and spit on them.
Spoiled Punk 2: Sorry I only have my 10 credit cards.
Spoiled Punk 1: Don't worry my parents always have bills on them, thats how we tip the chauffeurs.