Captain Jaxy

When a person is having missionary sex, the top person seriously, intensely, tells their partner to: “Look at me” (while gently caressing the bottoms face) the top person then takes on the the pirates accent from the movie “Captain Phillips” and says: “I’m the captain now“

Dude your not believe this, he totally pulled a Captain Jaxy on me last night!

by Captain Jaxy March 1, 2021

captain jelk

The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.

I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk

by Gahat May 6, 2016

Captain Awesome

Captain awesome is everything that is MAN at it's finest. while he is always awesome he goes the the casual name of Kevin in an effort to control the pure awesomeness.

Captain Awesome is fucking AWESOME.
you got killed by captain awesome. haha

by Websster's Dictionarypedia November 26, 2010

Captain Tom

When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking

I tired to Alabama the Mrs last night but captain Tom got in the mix

by Windsor Disgruntled May 27, 2020

Sky Captain

Somebody who sits on a boat and lets the Captain know how the sky's looking and if there is any danger in his immediate vicinity. he also helps with the anchor and keeping the captain hydrated. He does everything like a beast.

Captain the sky is blue, but to the east we have some storm clouds forming and it looks like rain, better head in.

Hey i'll just get the Sky Captain to pull the anchor in i'm way too tired.

Sky Captain am I clear to turn around and punch it?

by ldoglover24 September 22, 2011

Captain Arrrrgh!

A sexual act where one nuts in a woman's eye and kicks her in the shins, thus causing her to close one eye and, hop about on one leg, and bitch about it; thus impersonating a pirate. See "Arrrrgh!"

Chick: "Cum for me baby!!"
Dude: "Here it comes!"
Chick: ::turns around and sticks tongue out (not expecting the eye shot)
Dude: ::Eye Splooge, kick, laugh!::
Chick: "Captain Arrrrgh!"

by Corpus Rex January 13, 2011

captain planet

a gay ass satanic/communist cartoon

captain planet is the devil

by I fart on Ted Turner's nose March 3, 2005