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tonsil butter

A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Can’t Believe it’s not Tonsil Butter.
Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryan’s generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didn’t know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.
by El Conquistador February 20, 2020
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Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.
Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."
by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020
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butter dish

a literal butter dish,,

what else were you expecting?
by aneducatedhuman May 16, 2020
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Peanut Butter Spoon

A dull weapon snuck into prison while hidden in ones ass..
Whatcha go there buddy? “

Peanut Butter Spoon.”
(Stabs)
by JackFromKansasCity September 18, 2020
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Peanut Butter Cunt

My tinder hookup came over and even though I power bottomed, he absolutely ruined my moist tight peanut butter cunt.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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Dookie Butter

When someone is bad at something they would be referred as dookie butter trash.
My guy, your aim is Dookie Butter!
by M4RSHM4N_H0UR December 8, 2020
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tinkle butter

The piss directly after cumming when semen is mixed with urine. Holding the consistency of sperm while the color of butter.
“What took so long in the bathroom?"

“It was coming out as tinkle butter!”
by Sheth Dorgan January 15, 2021
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