bradez

when someone slows down and speeds up when driving because they dont use cruise control when driving

These chicks ahead of us are bradezing and its driving me crazy

by cjd2008 October 31, 2011

jelly bracelets

Plastic or something bracelets. Made in every fucking color under the sun. Some people (i.e. pervy adults who want to make people they don't like into sluts) say they have all these weird meanings, and if someone breaks one of yours while you're wearing it, you have to do whatever. Worn by scene kids trying to look cool, emos trying to get laid, goths trying to look hxc and punks just because people don't like them. The meanings of the colors are disputed, and the only ones that have the same meaning everywhere are:

Black- sex
Clear- whatever the breaker wants

Of course, this is ridiculous, you do not have to do anything just because some horny asshole breaks your jelly bracelet, other than make them buy you a new one. And you should not stop wearing them just because of what they mean.

Boy breaks Girl's pink jelly bracelet.
Boy: haha, you have to flash me now.
Girl: na-uh, you have to finger me.
Other Person notices, and walk up to them.
Other Person: haha. He broke your pink bracelet, you have to make out with him now.
Girl: ewwwww. No fucking way.
Boy: no! She has to flash me!
Girl: whatev. I don't want your dirty hands on me anyways.
Girl walks away.
Other Person: haha. Stupid loser.

There's also:
Girl with arms covered in jelly bracelets of various colors and Friend are walking down the hall. Friend sees really nerdy/ugly/rude/pre-pubescent Boy walking towards them. Friend calls Boy over and holds girl down.
Friend: quick! Rip off her jelly bracelet! The black one!
Boy: why?
Girl: NOOOOO!
Friend: just do it!
Girl is kicking and screaming.
Boy: um... ok...
Boy rips off a black jelly bracelet. Not-so-much-a Friend lets Girl go. Girl realises he ripped off her bracelet.
Girl: fuck! Why did you do that??
Boy: what?
Friend: you have to have sex with her now!
Boy: ew! No!
Girl slaps Friend and Boy and stomps away.

by Lilli December 12, 2008

jelly bracelets

OMG! teachers and parents would u all just stop worring and chill the frick down i mean they r just bracelets and me and my firends r Pissed off cause u wont let us wear tyhem anymore because of the so called SEXUAL TERMS ! i mean there r ppl who wear them 4 that and i no that but sum of us dont and we want to get our bracelets back and start wearing them again ! its all about FASION . say it with me now F.A.S.H.I.O.N.

Hloy crap u broke my green bracelete now i will have to give u head ! YEAH right i mean let us kids do what ever we want with our bracelets !

by Kelly April 21, 2004

Braedan

Is a nice guy while you are friends but when you date them they become a fuckboi and a little bitch and trys to get with your friends behind your back

Girl 1:that kid braedan cheated on me
Girl 2:I'm gonna beat his ass

by Your ex gf December 6, 2017

Braden

A guy who is stupid, ugly, yet everyone is his friend.

Chad: Dude, that guy is a Braden.
Brad: I know, but apparently everyone likes him!

by Bradenz December 14, 2016

bapes

nice, expensive, freshesh shoes ever. designed by pharrell and they r not ice creams as someone else said ice creams r like them but they are there own shoe but also made by pharrell, and they damn sure aint no fukin ones (air force ones for stupid ppl that dont kno wat that meant)

smart person: look at them bapes
stupid person:aint those ice creams
smart person:no u idiot there bapes
stupid person shuts up now

by hatas gettin mad cuz i got me some bapes October 23, 2007

Braden

The exact definition of a fucking communist. He is a man of the rising sun, is a retired kamikaze pilot, and is from North Korea. Don't be a Braden, braden is a cuck. Fuck braden. He's a gook.

Omg did that Braden just fly into the twin towers? What a dick.

Also associated with sophia, Braden loves sophia, what a commie.

by Cocksuckingmutherfucker June 27, 2017