Brandon

An guy who is generally considered to be an asshole. He probably has messed up teeth and looks as if he has fetal alcohol syndrome. He enjoys lying and causing a lot of unnecessary drama in people's lives. He hangs out with friends who are either fat or pussy virgins so he can feel like a bad ass.

Girl 1: "Wow, whats wrong with that guy's face?"
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."

Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."

by onepointfive December 8, 2010

Let's go Brandon

It is the newest ways pedophiles signal each other online

User Donald: Let's go Brandon (and everyone now knows that person is a pedo)

by Tatiedee November 7, 2021

Brandon Pony

The most amazing boy in the world :

God damn I wish my boy was like B-mitch he's sexy as fuck, a great kisser and he treats his girl amazingly. ;

Brandon Pony makes girls wet! ;

by Olivia Pony April 10, 2008

brandonitis

when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.

i have brandonitis i think im going to kill myself.

by nikilikilala December 17, 2008

brandon oliveira

a very sexy man who lives in westport

Dude I saw Brandon Oliveira yesterday.

by big o 543 July 4, 2009

Brandon

A good looking guy with a cock the size of his whole arm. Many girls wish to even be his girlfriend and best friend to go to his parties

Brandon is a lucky guy

by True definition_123 April 9, 2015

Brandon

To "accidentally" slide your hand underneath a girl's pants and underwear when trying to hug a guy.

He totally pulled a Brandon on Kim when he hugged Mike!

Hey, don't pull a Brandon.

by Walter B. Studebaker March 10, 2009