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Cleave it to Beaver

This action is denoted by a woman in a handstand position opening her legs wide, so as to let her "boom boom" face upwards. Then a man (preferably one taller than herself) takes his erect penis and slaps it repeatedly against her said "boom boom."
"So, what did you do last night?"
"I played a little 'Cleave it to Beaver'"
by astreetcarnamedcleanme November 30, 2009
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beaner

a mexican person who eats beans and kicks you in the face
beaners.....beaners.....gonna...eat beans.....beaners......beaners.....will kick you in the face
by shittyshittyfagfag March 30, 2011
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Beaver Dam

1.(n.)the female equivalent of a cock block; a person who prevents a woman from scoring

2.(n.)the female equivalent of a boner killer; a person or situation that turns a woman off

3.(v.) an act which prevents a woman from scoring, intentionally or not
1. My roommate is a crazy-ass beaver dam. I can't bring anyone home without her trying to fuck them first.

2. Long nails are a sure-fire beaver dam. No wolverine bullshit in my snatch, thank you.

3. Dude, quit tryin' to beaver dam me! I need to get laid!
by ka-chan April 12, 2012
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beaver cheese fondue

When beaver cheese,(A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection.) Is served hot and ready to be eaten. Usually dipped in with a vegeteable.
1)Excuse me Sir, would you like to dip that veggie into some of my wife's beaver cheese fondue?
2)May i have my steak with a side of beaver cheese fondue?
by GerlachHacks March 12, 2008
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beager

Beager is someone obsessed with goats.
The love for goats is like OCD and tends to be infectious.
He is THE BEAGER
by Someone who knows beager April 29, 2010
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Beaver Hunting

1) Tiger woods favorite sport. 2) Actually hunting and killing beavers.
Guy 1) Hey you wanna go beaver hunting with me?

Guy 2) Who do i look like, tiger woods?
by Moko101 August 17, 2010
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british beaver block

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.
dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block
by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005
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