burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes

Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"

by the bobster391 March 6, 2012

muffin bacon

The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip

I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way

by BrandonAldo February 21, 2014

Eating a [Bacon McMuffin]

Giving oral sex to a woman at a McDonald's restaurant, during breakfast hours.

Last week I was sitting off to the side with my girl at McDonald's in the morning and she pointed under the table. Next thing you know, I'm down there eating a Bacon McMuffin.

by Romano Giovanni April 7, 2015

put the bacon on me

A phrase that describes a desire to have sex

Oh Josh this date has went so well, I can’t wait until you put the bacon on me.

by ChocolateStarfish11 January 29, 2019

BACON

"Bitch Acting Crazy Over Nothing."

Don't listen to her, she's just a BACON.

by jhonen202 June 28, 2008

bacon shirt

(noun) a shirt that guys put on in the morning to make bacon so the grease doesn't burn them.

When i woke up this morning, i put on my bacon shirt before i cooked.

by thegirlintheroom December 19, 2009

canadian bacon

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

by TitoPuente September 26, 2005