bunch of bastards

A series of knots and tangles commonly found in the anchor cable of a ship, which can cause problems when heaving-up or letting-go. From old English naval terminology.

"Get that bunch of bastards out of the cable locker"

by Mr Beans April 22, 2008

Cheap Irish Bastard

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes

Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks

by Joeamato69 July 17, 2018

Emo Bastard

People who walk around thinking they own shit but the only thing positive they have ever done is kill off their own kind.

Emo Bastard: Wow I'm so amazingly cool I only talk to other emo people who are just as cool and different as I am and shop at the same fucking store that rocks that I do omg YES I <3 black hair dye *blathers on*
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE

Remember kids, run down the street, not across the road!

by Fezzik May 23, 2006

Racist bastard

Anybody who is ignorant enough to hate on somebody for nothing other than the color their skin.

Riley: Man, that movie The Wood is the shit.

Thomas: Whatever, its just a bunch of nigger kids running around being niggers.

Riley: Your such a racist bastard...

by rydizzle April 4, 2006

bastard

In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.

Before:
You fucking imbecile.
After:
You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

bastardize

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."

by Scott P August 2, 2005

bacardi 151

Very Good Starter Drink, Could also be called'Mothers Liquid Helper"

,If you get off work later in the evening and need to catch up to your friends that have a head start on you then Bacardi 151 is it, just make sure you eat BEFORE not after and most definatly not right after. The best way to do it is as a shot because it does not taste good. pour your shot,have a back of coke if you are at a bar or better yet bring Squirt ( I'll explain later) Hold your breath like you are swimming, do your shot then down the coke THEN breathe.Trust me if you breathe before that you'll be talking rough for awhile.

After a full day of having kids running in and out of your house and tearing it up(being the referee) a nice little shot of 151 is AWESOME,you know, just to take the edge off when I ran out of Dr. Pepper one day all I had was Squirt so I did what any mother that was desperate would do. Sucked it up and tried it. Squirt COMPLETLY knocked the fire out and since it is not as sweet as Coke or Dr. Pepper
I didn't have that funky after taste. I was very surprised. I feel that no more than 2 shots are recommended. Trust me it will last you all night.

by Mermom July 4, 2009