Bandit ass

A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.

After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.

by ccfar May 19, 2022

Sweaty Bandit

The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.

After she got home from the gym she gave her husband a sweaty bandit.

by ArgibaldIII January 15, 2014

Tasty kake bandit

Aiden

“Have you heard of the tasty kake bandit?”
“Aiden UnknitBubbles”

by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

Choco bandit

Guy who spread his excrements all around toilet with his own hands

Božan is Choco Bandit call a police ASAP

by AkatsukiShrek69 April 4, 2021

d wing bandit

a person who fucks or smokes in the D wing at RHS

“did you hear that fred and carla were fucking in the d wing??”

“yea they’re some d wing bandits”

by mlifgay September 14, 2022

Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 2, 2023

Bandit

One cheeki breeki lad usually found squatting with his friends in the Z.O.N.E and shooting at S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs for fun

A shit bandits blyat. Time to get cheeki breeki

by Bandit#189194 December 6, 2019