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Penis biscuit

The art of filling your foreskin with as much crumbled up digestive/hobnob/rich tea biscuit as possible, then performing a rotationary motion allowing biscuit crumbs to fly every where.
Oh baby, release your penis biscuit all over my face.

Me and Sharon are trying to spice up our sex life so we decided to do a penis biscuit last night. Shit was wild, but my dick is really itchy.
by Muckle930 May 14, 2010
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fish biscuit

The term made famous by the third series of Lost. Where Sawyer spends a large portion of an episode solving a series of puzzles only to be rewarded with a Fish Biscuit.

Also the same term was randomly shouted out by a certain individual who is obsessed with Lost, and also mentioned in an online conversation. Very possibly full of Omega-3.
"Hey you got yourself a Fish Biscuit! How'd ya do that?"
"I figured out your complicated gizmos."
"Only took the bears two hours!"
"How many bears were there?"

(As quoted by a certain D-T-D)
"But sir, isnt that causing brain damage?"
"Nonsense! This is low in calories, we'll sell billions and become MULTI-MILLIONAIRES! Not to mention the added fish genomes for extra flavour we added into it, BWAHAHA!"
"What!"
"erm...nothing. Continue slaving! BWHAHAHA!!"
by MooseGirlLikesTehPie November 25, 2006
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anal biscuit

see turtles head when u need a poo and u av a bit of turd pokin out . u say i got an anal biscuit poking out.
i got an anal bisuit poking out
by ealesy October 8, 2004
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home skillet biscuit

Closer than your, homie, homedog, or your homes. Means friend.
Craig: Are you makin dem dollas home skillet biscuit?
Friend: YAYUR! I'm getting paid homeslice.
by I'mthebedintruder[notreally] February 21, 2011
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two piece & biscuit

when you hit someone with a left and a right (combination) and then finish them off wit one to the gut.
brian: yo, that sucka called me fruity
shannon: word, how you handle dat?
brian: i two peice & biscuited that bro and asked him "who's the bitch now?"
by spolice August 22, 2005
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Yucky Biscuit

Adam is the last man in the yucky biscuit game 100 percent of the time.
by JHarb June 23, 2009
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deuced biscuit

Its what happens when you get owned by something
Stephen got his biscuit deuced by 151 an natty light

this deuced biscuit just got stuck in the face with a plasma grenade
by blazincaucasion June 2, 2010
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