Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

That "jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" is a conspiracy theory based on 9/11. The name gives it away but it basically means the planes did not singlehandledly bring the towers down but someone had made them vulnerable on beforehand. There's also a conspiracy theory based on the twin towers not being built with steel beams in order to save money. "Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" is often associated with George Bush since he was the USA president at the time.

Brandon: 9/11 was such a tragic
Robert: It wasn't an incident, jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams!

by r/me_irl October 25, 2017

Open a whole can of beans

A term used by a famous East London gangster Ahmed Ali, when a troublesome situation arises when a decision or action produces a subsequent problem.

"Oh no mark! Don't do that, you are going to open a whole can of beans!"

by AhmedTheG October 30, 2020

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

kidney beans

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!

"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."

by That Bum June 4, 2005

Beans

the food that will give you diarrhea

"Shit my stomach hurts i bet it was those damn beans"
"HELP IM HAVING IMPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I SHOULD'NT HAVE ATE THOSE BEANNSS

by obamalizardman December 27, 2018

beans and toast

When you vomit upon your and your partner's genitals during intercourse.

He performed the old "beans and toast" with her last night and then needed a towel.

by beans and toast February 10, 2007

batshit crazy

Originated by observing the way bats defecate. Bats hang upside-down and poo upside-down. If people were to hang upside-down and poo it would go all over their face therefore only a crazy person would shit like a bat making them batshit crazy.

Bill wants to buy an Oz of green for 20 bucks, yea that bill he's batshit crazy

by bs425 December 25, 2014