spaz attack

A gesture where you fling yourself wildly, shaking from head to foot. Can come on randomly or be planned. A spaz attack is the greatest of all comebacks. Very fun in a chemistry lesson.

E.g.
Chemistry Teacher: I hate my life!!! *Spaz attack*
Me: Makes sence.

by lol@aids December 11, 2006

sneek attack

1. While having sex with a girl missionary style you "accidently" pull out and stick it in her butt hole.

She said she didn't do anal so I had to give her the sneek attack

by bizroze April 22, 2006

queef attack

A highly explosive, sudden expulsion of warm air from the vagina or vaginal region. A common abbreviation; 'Q&A'

Example 1:
Becky "Wtf? why did your dress just fly up?"

Karen "What? I don't know what you're talking about"

Becky "You just had a queef attack!"


Example 2:
Christian "Excuse me ladies, are you studying for your MCATs?"

Ladies "Yeah, why?"

Christian "So you know a lot about attacks, right?"

Ladies "What kind of attacks? Like heart attacks...?"

Christian "Have you ever heard of a queef attack?"

Ladies "We knew you were in high school!"

by Christian Huffer January 16, 2009

shark attack

The process by which a menstruating female neglects to flush a used tampon, leaving it to steep in stagnant toilet water, thus creating a violent swirl of blood upon the next flushing. The succeeding flushing is typically performed by a frustrated male counterpart.

After one too many shark attacks, the husband filed for divorce.

by throughcelluloid July 10, 2009

Yak attack

Is a unique experience combining music with small sided soccer.

I had a bitchin time at the Yak Attack this year!

by Sir Bouncealot September 13, 2005

lag attack

A sudden, paralyzing attack of laziness.

Dude, I was gonna take the trash, but then I had a lag attack. Now the goddamn house is filled with stog flys.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Mac Attack

The sudden urge for Apple products. Extreme jealousy of people who have the Apple products you desire.

Mary: Have you been to the new Apple store?
Molly: Yeah. It gave me some serious Mac Attacks. I wanted everything in there! I was so jealous.

by dum2u November 26, 2009