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Anal Dilator

A hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one's anus for various sexual purposes. Commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the rectum cavity. The use of lubrication is recommended.
Most commonly a generic PVC pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one's tolerance for the dilation of the anus.

Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.
by kingKracka February 5, 2010
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Anal Rhyme

An Anal Rhyme is used to finish off a sentance with a surely hilarious conclusion. great way to break the ice, a sure knee-slapper. nothing more hilarious than an anal rhyme.

once saying a sentance or word,

you rhyme it with the following sentance included:

"You Anal ______"

word doesnt always have to make sense.
you can even finish off the sentances your friends say! You, Anal Cray.
person 1: I have to go to work!

person 2: you anal stork!!

person 3: I wana burn some trees you anal bees.

all good exmaples of an anal rhyme.
by kaelkrawnix October 10, 2009
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Anal Claw

When your nude partner is layin on thier back you gently slide your forarme behind thier knees with one motion throw thier legs up by thier head and with your best asian voice scream anal claw and jam two to three fingers up thier butthole. To do a flaming anal claw just add deep heat to your fingers
The wease (eric) was laying on the bed nude before bed i Becca threw his legs over his head screamed Anal Claw and jammed my fingers up his ass.
by aintthisomefunnystuff October 9, 2010
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anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.
My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.
by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010
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Anal Camping

Anal Camping is used when you have inserted your penis into a mans or womans anus and it is not removed until sunrise.
dude last night, i was with my chick and i went anal camping
by Radaman August 26, 2009
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Undercover Anal

Going through the day with anal beads or a dildo in one's ass; unbeknownst to the general public.
"Charles looks like he's been horseback riding all day."

"Naah; he must be going Undercover Anal."
by Pastamon March 11, 2010
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anal workshop

Where anal craftmanship is carried out by a proprietor often without the help of people and or machinery.
The instructor led us in an anal workshop where we experienced an artistic freedom we were otherwise unable to convey.
by Ralphy B August 19, 2007
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