Gunnar Albert

Gunnar Albert is a smart handsome man. He is more handsome than other Gunnar's, Gunnar Albert stands out! He is probably from Sunnmøre

Who is that guy?
Gunnar Albert!!
DAAAMN

by CrazyOldenGirlZZZ March 20, 2024

Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

Milky Albatross

When you ask all your male friends to ejaculate in a bowl, and then stick your penis in it.

Girl: Hey honey, did you and the boys have fun on the bachelor party?
Man: Oh yeah, we all gave the groom a Milky Albatross!
Girl: Oh wow I'm so jealous!

by Albatross of the Milk February 6, 2025

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011

Calmos l’albatros

When you’re french girlfriend gets angry after you ask her to get you a beer and you need to tell her to relaxi taxi

Person1: Calmos l’albatros babe, now go get me a beer Bitch

by Gabby west side April 1, 2021

izzy and alberto

a perfect couple that care for eachother and can understand each others limits, interests and goals. they are soulmates in every way and fit together like a puzzle piece. im so happy that they are together and i will throw hands if someone ever messes up their relationship

izzy and alberto are the best couple!! #couplegoals

by soap 🤯🍷🚨🍷🚨🤞🏻🍷🚨 May 2, 2021

the_duck_albert

The_duck_albert is an nice tall person who cares about people but when you ask him a question he’ll give you the truth and what he thinks really nice guy AND HE IS REALLY FUNNY ISTG/pos

the_duck_albert?

by Mars? April 5, 2022