alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.

girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄

by lyerdism March 18, 2019

Alpha

Alpha > All

Alpha 4 Life

Hey look it's Alpha we should bow.

by ALPHA 4 LIFE October 1, 2020

Alpha

A narcissistic, 130 lb bitch who wants to join the Marine Corps. The type of kid who runs it down mid in League of Legends because he thinks he can 1v5 the other team and complains when he gets absolutely mauled to death. The weak ass idiot who screams alpha, barely does 2 pullups, and falls off the bar because he gassed himself. The pussy who will pick a fight with the Crips all by himself because in the end, he is "the one true alpha"

Brendan: "Did you know Chris Vuong is a faggot ass bitch?"
Clifford: "Nah man. Chris is alpha as FUCK"

by pr0m0nt0ry February 24, 2020

Gen Alpha

The new age of humans who are born from 2013 to current date and is famously known for watching ipads 24/7 everyday which is what we call ipad kids but they are also known for brainrot, brain rot is any media that has no meaning, looks like it was made for kids, and is stupid like skibidi toilet. Most people say that they have no meaning in life or they are the downfall to humanity, and they are so please stop this nonsense and start exterminating them(as a joke because if I meant that .... Welllllll)

Nah bro is that a gen Alpha kid?

Skibidi Ohio drizzler dun dun dun dun dun Baja !

Yeah, this new generation is not giving us a good future

Nether ender pearl, chicken trabaleho trabala!

by Badaboy88776@ April 25, 2025

Alpha Female

User wrldkailee on twitch

“You’re really alpha female!”
“Really? I got it from wrldkailee on twitch”

by wrldkaileeskittenwitten May 9, 2024

alpha virgin

Someone who gets oral/blowjob but has never had sex.

Person 1: Yo did you know Jack got head?
Person 2: damn really? Hes such an alpha.

Person 1: yeah alpha virgin.

by YOURALPHADADDY February 5, 2024

Alpha

Alphas are really muscular and mysterious.

How to use in a sentence: That person looks like an alpha, they’re pretending to read a novel on the bus 😍 you know who’s not an alpha? People named Lizzy.

by Absolute Alpha 😈🔥 September 22, 2021