dj and haley

A wonderful couple that should stay together forever and will have a kid that's a boy and they make each other laugh there meant to marry and be with each other forever

Arnt they cute they must be DJ and Haley

by Hfeltner95 March 31, 2018

dj

Dj is the funniest girl your ever meet. Shes really chill, and at the same time energetic. She will never fail to make you laugh. She always has nicknames or code names for you and I love it. She doesn’t know I’m in love with her but I am and I don’t know if I’ll ever tell her. How she gets so upset if you leave her on open or delivered on snap. It’s so cute lol. How she always is exited to talk to me but I’m always busy so she gets upset and spams me. I love her straight blonde hair and her eyes there blue with green around her pupil there so pretty I could stare at them all day. She doesn’t sends me face snaps as much as she used to and I think it’s because she doesn’t know if I like her or not. I’m scared to tell her because she calls me gay everyday and what if she doesn’t like me bc i act gay? Anyways this is abt dj. She is pretty short but she has a fat ass and big tits and a hourglass body. Like slay fr. She is actually so muscular it’s really attractive. All of her friend smack her ass at school and I pretend like I don’t see it but I do. I love her plump lips and her jawline is really sharp. She is known for having hickeys on her neck which is kinda sus tbh. She just recently became single so I’m tryna see if she likes me but I don’t think she does. I wanted to make this because I thought it would be funny if someone that knew her seen this. I like you dj and ur such a amazing person my forever girl bestie. I’m not gay btw.

Me: looking around the room
Dj: deadass staring at me

Us: both laughing about something

Dj laughs at everything

by Shorty1/9/21 November 24, 2022

Dj

A boy that will make you go crazy, He thinks he is funny and likes to make you mad on purpose.

DJ's girl: Dj?
Dj: yea
DJ's Girl: you really are annoying but I still love you!

by Professor Squiggles March 20, 2023

Mobile DJ

Someone who likes to roll down their windows of their and play their volume at full blast

There were 12 different mobile DJs while we were stuck in traffic

by Sam's town July 15, 2022

DJ Wats

“ DJ Wats is getting it cracking” the Siri voice you hear on the mixtape from DJ Wats that’s so annoying it’s actually Susan Bennett who did the sound.

“ DJ Wats is getting it cracking”

by Roc-A-Fella Records April 26, 2024

DJ Pepper

An individual who drinks alot of soda pop. They are usually addicted to sugar from a young age and gets fussy if they dont have enough soda.

Kelly: "Im annoyed that they are out of Mountain Dew"
Chad: "Don't be such a DJ Pepper, there are other non-carbonated drinks on the menu to choose from"
Kelly: *Gets fussy*

by The Official Oxford August 5, 2022

DJs behaving badly

A really cool podcast about someone claiming to be a DJ but really there not.

Yay there a new podcast on DJs behaving badly just cam out on Spotify.

by Mr H Jones February 4, 2022