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blinking 12 generation

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.
My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.
by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005
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12 ounce mouse

a mouse that works as a cab driver for a shark but also robs banks with a chinchilla.
The 12 Ounce Mouse from Rock Steady Town, Beep Bop County USA
by The 27 July 28, 2008
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12 year old

Someone who has been alive for 12 years. A lot of people associate 12 year old with that one kid who picks his nose and while playing fortnite. That’s not all of them. Many 12 year olds are actually pretty chill, and even if some are hyper, you don’t gotta hang out with them, just don’t insult them. This is coming from a person who is 12 and has ADHD. I don’t mess up the class, I try to keep it in as best as I can. In my grade, where everyone is 12 or 13, people usually keep to themselves and don’t disrupt everything.
Guy: yo that 12 year old kid is so dumb he probably begs his mom for v-bucks everyday
Guy 2: that’s not all 12 year olds. Some are cool. You just focus on the ones you see while you go to play fortnite while kissing your dream body pillow.
Guy 1: uhhh
by Xakez April 23, 2021
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Level 12 Paladin

The level 12 paladin is the symbol of ultimate power. He is undefeated, and undefeatable. Not even a level 13, or 14 paladin can beat him, and especially not dragons. His main appearance was in a thread that started with this story:

Ye Gammingtothemax gathers his dragons and their dragon babbys. He planeth to use their awesome dragonness to conquer the world, for he is a dragon fanatic, and to quote ye Gamming "well there awesome." Gamming realizeth that being a dragon emperor warlord he need not know proper grammar nor spelling, for he truimpeth none the less. Leading his army of dragons, ye Gamming charges across ye lands of the Kingdom of Lesser Intelligence. As he and his dragon companions venture from land to land, they come across what seems to be a man. He is no normal man though, for he is the holiest of thy holy men - a paladin. He is not a normal paladin either, no, he is a level 12 paladin. The Dragon Emperor Warlord and the Level 12 Paladin stare each other down. Ye paladin tells Gamming that he is trespassing on his land, and also that his name is mispelled. Ye Gamming responds with a simple XD. The two continue to stare, preparing for what is about to happen...

Ye paladin destroys all of the dragons except for one, casts holy shield, and grabs GTM and has the last dragon engulf them both with fire.
An army of about 5000 level 60 dragons, warriors, warlocks, rogues, and mages once charged a single level 12 paladin. The funeral bill for 5000 graves was insane.

LvL 12 Paladin is above godlike in UT And well beyond Wicked Sick, we're talking never been fragged once.
by Level 11 skeleton December 11, 2008
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12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."
"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"
by superslacker87 August 29, 2005
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12-o-clock

Damn, that motherfucker just kicked a tight as 12-o-clock wheely. damnnnn that shit was tight!!!!
by Benny Chains December 18, 2004
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12 year old

A 12 year old is simply a person who is 12. Maturity has nothing to do with it. I'm 12, and I cannot even begin to describe the hate I receive every day for something I can't control. Ridiculing someone for being 12 is like insulting someone for their sexuality - you're degrading them for something they can't control.
I am not an immature little asshole.
So, if you hate on 12 year olds just to make your pathetic little life seem slightly plausible, then kindly pull your head out of your ass before it gets stuck.
Person 1: OMFG 12 year olds are so stupid! I hope they all rot in hell.
Person 2: I hope you jump off a cliff.
by pinnocking November 23, 2014
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