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E-Class Wagon

One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023
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sin wagon

An Orlando-area vagina.
Sue-Ellen headed off to Mills to try to get her sin wagon touched.
by The Herdy October 16, 2019
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Strife Wagon

From the German term Streifenwagon. A police vehicle / divisional van.
Jimmy’s place got raided this morning, they chucked him in the back of the strife wagon and took him down the cop shop.
by Cocko McJongaz October 26, 2019
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demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste
Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.
by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020
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Shaggin' Wagon

This is not even a real dictionary but I have to go on this website and make an entry just so show that you need to use better sources. It is also a device to move full or empty rail cars across insulation plants.
Woah look at that shaggin' wagon. Glad we waste company resources on dumb stuff like persecuting employees because we got mad at them instead of actually trying to be productive.
by Money Maker Maddox November 3, 2021
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Wagon

Hey Wagon, hows the wagon(s)?
ProNoun Singular
by Gggggggg11111 September 30, 2021
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Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.
"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."
by Positive Control October 30, 2021
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