An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
by HPVsucks August 11, 2009
Get the Peanut Butter Statusmug. A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.
by sammysan517 March 14, 2011
Get the Buffer Relationship Statusmug. putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
Example of Away Message Status:
Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
by ScottScott January 2, 2006
Get the away message statusmug. A simple gauge to use in the consideration of the white trashiness of a women.
Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.
It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.
Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.
It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.
Chode 1: Hey did you check out that new chick at the Top Draw trailer park Kristin.
Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.
Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.
by Chootem September 5, 2012
Get the Single Wide Statusmug. The level quotient or threshold of any designated groups main disenfranchisement. In some cases even the suggestion that another designated group suffers the same disenfranchisement is an insult so severe that experts must appear on cable news channels.
Empowering ones most victimized status is the main function Sociologists, Anthropologists and cable television news networks.
by Nom de fake May 10, 2015
Get the most victimized statusmug. by KaderickKhan September 21, 2021
Get the Social Status Resetmug. When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
by Yantzee October 23, 2012
Get the Soft Serve Statusmug.