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Sex

Wow that was so sex
by Shy’heim November 23, 2021
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Gay sex

Gay sex is a real thing you sick fucks
Hi, Gay sex means, sexual intercourse between 2 men, by the way.

you may be here to stroke your probably 2 inch penis, and I’m here to tell you to grow the fuck up. I’m here to tell you that gays are real people. I’m here because my gay friend is constantly being victimised, you sick fucks.

Maybe you haven’t heard or you’re just slow, but gays actually do have a life and are not for you to stroke your tiny ass penis and play fucking over watch.

Do better.
by Ahumanforhumanrights January 24, 2025
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Sex

Yall mfs probably here for smut. Horny needs these days.

Sam came home from work, and as she opens the door, she sees Josh, her husband. As Josh kisses his wife and says hi, Sam says, "Thats was probably the hardest thing in my life!" Josh, who got the feeling, said, "Maybe not THE hardest." Sam, who completely understood said, "Well, let's find that out.." she says as she grabs his hand and pulls him into bed. They started with imitate kisses, then French, then they eventually start making out. She helps him take of his shirt, jeans, then his boxers. As she starts massaging his dick, Josh pulls of her lacy, see-through black thong, which reveals a pink and kind of wet pussy. "I should probably get a condom before this gets steaming." "Honey, who says we need one?" She says as she starts to massage her wet vagina. "I want to fuck you so bad right now." "Well, might as well sooner than later.."
She says as she starts kissing from the mouth, to his rock-hard abs, to the tip of his dick, and starts sucking. As he leans back and watches her work, he starts moaning when she lickes his testicles. When Sam gets a bit tired from vigorously sucking his cock, Josh says, "I'll repay the favor, m'lady." As Sam leans back, Josh starts the same way Sam did, from the mouth, to her triple D tits, to her pink pussy. Josh starts to massage her vagina, and its wet instantly. He starts to tongue her, as she moans. "Oh, baby.. fuck me daddy!" Josh hears her request, and pulls his tongue out. "Why'd you stop, Daddy?" And before she could finish the word daddy, he rams his dick into her pussy, like a racecar to the road. She squeals when he hits her G-spot. She instantly has an orgasm, and so does he. When she takes out his dick, he asks, "Why did you take out my cock?" "There's always a suprise when having sex, dont you have one for me?" "Thankfully I didn't hurt you,, but you might be in trouble now ;)" As he points to the wall behind her, she looks. Before she could realize what he's doing, he jammed his cock into her big ass. "DADDY!~" She screams as he starts to take it out, then in again, in out in out in out - you get it. Josh's dick was throbbing like crazy after he was done, and Sam's pussy was scorching and like a river. "I don't want your pussy scorching, nor my cock swollen, we should stop." "Yeah, we should" They slept in each other's arms and had more hot sex in the morning
by YourOnlineFather June 30, 2022
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Jamaican Sex

When you and your girl put hot chili juice on your dick and in her pussy and then go in raw while it stings like hell and you both are in so much pain.
David: "How was your night with sophie?" Kyle: Dude it was great, we had Jamaican Sex together and it hurt like hell but it was the greatest night of my life"
by SgtJuggles November 22, 2022
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sex

sex is a physical activity generally between two people at some point in their lives. I guess i'm an alien cause i will never have it. Unless tohru comes here
your mum: lets have sex
me: i'm an alien now
by peterrrrr<3 January 29, 2022
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sex

sex
sex
by s,e,x May 3, 2023
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“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.”

That’s how you grab attention with verbal words.
“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.” *clap* *spin*. -Jeremy fragrance
by POWERRRR May 25, 2023
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