Hot Mayo

It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).

Haha... accidently forgot to tie up my sock, and all of the delicious hot mayo spilled over me..

by Jacob53 April 16, 2019

hot turkey

No shits given or savage.

Jimmy was hot turkey when he decided to fill Principal Welker's car up with large dildos.

by sweeticedtea25 June 4, 2019

Hot pocket

A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.

That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

Hot fisherman

A hot guy, usually holding a fish

Did you see that fish? That’s one hot fisherman!

by itisnoti December 11, 2022

what you hot fam

when someone is doing something only because they’re mad.

why are you being mean what you hot fam

by nicohola June 28, 2025

hot breakfast

when someone swallows your warm cum in the morning

Bro she literally did a hot breakfast earlier

Damn bro

by wolfhaley123 September 27, 2021

hot-crazy matrix

According to the original popular video on Youtube

The universal hot crazy matrix it's everything a young man needs to know about women. Teaches you how to identify fuckable, introduceable, dateable and wifeable woman.

guy 1: dude, I can't believe I spent 10 years with crazy read heads, I always end up with my tires slashed
guy2: I was there too, until I saw the hot-crazy matrix on youtube, that is a life-change man

by xerocool22 February 25, 2024